First Rule of Bridge
Never play bridge with anyone more sober than you are. |
First Rule Of Bidding
Never psyche a Heart when a Spade will do. |
Ward Rule #2
Behave politely. Bid obnoxiously. Comment: Sadly, many bridge players confuse these two. |
Ward Rule #9
IMPs is for bad card players. |
Ward Rule #13
No good bid ever went unpunished. |
Ward Rule #17
The only defence against a pre-empt is an overbid. |
Ward Rule #18
If you think there is only one "correct" bid, take up Chess! |
Ward Rule #23
Always double any auction you've never heard before. |
Ward Rule #111
One psyche per hand. |
Ward Rule #911
If you are going to go for a telephone number, at least keep it local! |
MatchPoint Madness
No one plays 1NT at our table except us! |
The Lunar Rule
1. They hold the balance of power; 2. They are vulnerable (you are not); 3. You have a good fit;
When these three conditions are in effect
( i.e. when these 3 moons are in alignment ): BID LIKE A LUNATIC! |
The Leader Rule
Always play opening leader for the Queen of trumps. Comment: Assuming you have nothing else to go on, this should increase your guessing odds to above 50%. |
The Hurdles Rule
Always play Opener's Right Hand Opponent for any outstanding honour other than the Queen of trump. Comment: This rule applies whenever the opponents pass throughout, as Opener and Responder bid to the final contract. Opener's LHO had a much easier task entering the auction than Opener's RHO (who heard both opponents bidding), |
First Rule Of Play
Play small towards BIG. |
The HIGH-FIVE Rule
With 2 FIVE card suits, bid the HIGHer one first. Exception: With a minimum (13-15 points) and 5-5 in the black suits, open 1♣, not 1♠. |
The BROUGH Rule
3♠ is often more pre-emptive than 4♠. Comment: Also known as the "Zen Rule, this paradox builds upon the difficulty in doubling 3♠ for penalty, as opposed to the ease of penalizing 4♠. |
The Einstein-Idiot Principle
On the subject of what you have in your hand, you are a genius. Comment: Sometimes expressed as "The cards have backs on 'em", |
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